Nine Inch Nails and The Dillinger Escape Plan performing Wish.
P.S. This footage was taken with a DSLR, I kid you not (Canon 5D Mark II).
Glory Drivel
Fuck land I’m on a boat motherfucker! Fuck trees I climb bouys motherfucker!
Dirty Talk and Tech Books
- Paige: hey!
- Paige: do i have your book?
- Paige: oh!
- Paige: whoops. : P
- Paige: guess that means we have to hang out again.
- Paige: heh
- Me: damn it I was hoping you'd send it to me in the mail 
- Paige: snail mail. page by page
- Me: could you also draw naughty little sketches on each page?
- Paige: big black cocks
- Me: Maybe even a flip book out of each page
- Me: awesome!
- Me: what I always wanted.
- Paige: every place the word design is mentioned
- Paige: i will replace it with a black dick
- Me: In the content inventory chapter I'd prefer to see boobs. Content inventory and boobs go together like peanut butter and jelly
- Paige: good point. i had forgotten about that.
- Me: dicks go great with wireframes.
- Paige: hand in hand.
- Me: Yea, probably answers the question as to why females are better at wireframes than males.
- Paige: truly.
Stalkers
- Autumn: i am going to be in portland this weekend
- Autumn: stalking you
- Me: join the club.
- Autumn: i already did
- Autumn: we are meeting in portland this weekend
- Me: I'm sure you got the t-shirt then.
- Autumn: i'll probably eat at chipotle first though
- Autumn: lol
- Autumn: i sure did
- Me: The one that has hand prints over the chest and says: "Chris Griffin touched me in more ways than one."
Skanks with Confidence
- Me: I'm looking for skanks at the moment. Not nice girls that require a commitment.
- Autumn: oh
- Autumn: then i have a girl for you
- Autumn: lol
- Autumn: HAHAHA several
- Autumn: they might even drive to oregon to be that skanky and desperate
- Me: I didn't say desperate.
- Autumn: well skanky comes along with desperate at often times
- Me: They need to have confidence in their skankiness.
- Me: Not always.
- Me: Some sluts are proud to be sluts.
- Autumn: i know one of those too
Not a fan of SEO, but this is quite funny.
Storm Blows Airliner off Runway
Chris Pennie (formerly of The Dillinger Escape Plan and current drummer of Coheed and Cambria) plays the drums to Aphex Twin’s Come to Daddy. Fucking Awesome.
iPhone Alarm is Crap
For years, I’ve been relying on my mobile phone to double as an alarm. I’ve had many handsets, and with each one I’ve either had to a) Set more than one alarm because there was no built-in snooze function or b) It would work like a normal alarm, with a snooze button (usually the volume button).
The iPhone has a strange implementation of the alarm. It will pop up a snooze button when your alarm goes off, but after about 5 minutes it will stop and the snooze button remain, waiting for you to push it. Until you do, the alarm will not go off again. Am I the only who thinks this is strange? Shouldn’t it just keep going off until you press the snooze button, then wait 10 minutes, and go off again?
I can attribute being late to work on several occasions because of this weird implementation, like today. To solve this problem in the past, I’ve had 4 alarms set to go off on week days. But, I thought over the weekend I would try to go back to one alarm. Bad idea. Going back to the 4 alarms.
Anybody see anything wrong with this ad?
C’mon MySpace, can you do anything right?
